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Living in the Philippines as a Canadian with tropical islands, Philippine flag, Canadian passport and coastal lifestyle

Living in the Philippines as a Canadian

Durable permission, conditional dependability.

I went into the Philippines expecting to write the easy one. After Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, and Malaysia, here was the country everyone told me was the soft landing: English everywhere, a retirement visa that lasts forever, prices that make Ontario look insane, and a culture that treats older foreigners with something close to reverence. On paper it is the friendliest door in Asia. My job in this series is to try to walk through the friendly doors and find the wall on the other side, so I spent the research trying to break the case rather than sell it.

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Living in Malaysia as a Canadian with Kuala Lumpur skyline, Petronas Towers and Malaysian flag

Living in Malaysia as a Canadian: A Second Base That Doesn’t Need to Become Home

This is the fourth stop in the Asian run of this series, and by now a pattern has set in. Japan gave us functionality without integration, a country that works flawlessly and still holds you at arm’s length. Thailand gave us dependability without belonging. Vietnam gave us presence without permanence, a place easier to afford than to formalize. I came to Malaysia expecting it to be the obvious winner. It’s cheaper than developed Asia, more formalizable than Vietnam, has genuinely good private hospitals, uses English everywhere, runs real infrastructure, and offers a long-stay programme with two decades of history behind it. On paper it looked like the country that finally solves the whole problem.

I spent a long time trying to break that, and on the half that matters for a second base, I mostly couldn’t. But I found something the marketing never mentions, and it changes what Malaysia is for.

Malaysia is formalized temporariness.

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Living in Vietnam as a Canadian with a lantern-lit Vietnamese riverside, Vietnam flag and Canadian passport

Living in Vietnam as a Canadian: Why a Country This Easy to Live In Is So Hard to Formalize

Vietnam is the easiest country in this series to fall for and one of the hardest to build a permanent life inside. That is the whole story, and it is worth saying plainly before the enthusiasm sets in. You can land in Da Nang with a portfolio, a warm-weather plan and a genuine love of the place, live extraordinarily well for very little, and still discover a year later that the country has given you almost nothing you can hold. No retirement visa. No route to permanent residence that fits you. No ownership of the land under your apartment. No realistic citizenship. What Vietnam gives freely is access. What it withholds, almost systematically, is architecture.

The single line I kept returning to during the research is this: Vietnam is easier to afford than to formalize. Every attractive fact about the country, and there are many, survives the affordability test and stumbles on the formalization test. And there is a smaller, stranger truth sitting underneath it that captures the mismatch better than anything else I found. Under the Personal Income Tax Law that took effect on 1 July 2026, spending most of a year in Vietnam makes you a Vietnamese tax resident on worldwide income, whether or not the immigration system has given you any status at all. So you can be a Vietnamese taxpayer and an immigration tourist at the same time. The tax net catches you the moment the residence system refuses to.

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Living in Thailand as a Canadian with tropical islands, Thai temple, Thailand flag and Canadian passport

Living in Thailand as a Canadian: Families, Retirement, Sabbaticals and the Reality of Thai Expat Life

Thailand has spent five decades proving that a foreigner with money can live extraordinarily well there. The private hospitals are genuinely world class. The condominiums have infinity pools and gyms and BTS stations at the door. There are international schools running the full International Baccalaureate, English-speaking lawyers and accountants, drivers, cooks, and a mature expatriate ecosystem that can absorb almost any need you bring to it. Very little of that is exaggerated.

The harder question, and the one this series exists to ask, is different. Not whether you can live well in Thailand, but how much of that life a Canadian can actually make durable, legally secure, and genuinely their own.

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Living in Montenegro as a Canadian with the Bay of Kotor, Adriatic mountains, Montenegro flag and Canadian passport

Living in Montenegro as a Canadian: Convergence Without Completion

Montenegro is the most European-feeling country in Europe that is not yet in Europe. You pay for your coffee in euros the country adopted unilaterally in 2002. You sit under a NATO umbrella it joined in 2017. And you live in the clear frontrunner of the European Union’s enlargement queue, a country that has opened all thirty-three negotiating chapters and provisionally closed eighteen of them, with a government openly targeting membership in 2028. From a Canadian’s chair, Montenegro can feel like arrival. The airport signs, the euro, the Porto Montenegro yachts, the accession headlines: all of it says a mature European state.

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Living in Albania as a Canadian with the Albanian Riviera, coastal mountains, Albania flag and Canadian passport

Living in Albania as a Canadian: Cheap to Sample, Costly to Depend On

Albania looks, at first, like one of the last obvious arbitrage trades left in Europe. Mediterranean beaches directly across the water from Italy and next door to Greece. Warm winters on the Ionian coast. Housing that costs a fraction of anything in the Mediterranean core. Mountains behind the beaches. A capital in the middle of a construction boom. Residence options that seem unusually relaxed. And an EU accession process that, unlike a decade ago, has started to look genuinely serious.

That is the version of Albania you find on the internet, and every line of it is technically true.

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Seller Financing in Canada: How a VTB Changes a Business Acquisition

A seller once told me, in effect, that his business was worth the asking price because he had spent thirty years building it.

I understood the argument.

I just did not particularly care.

His thirty years explained why the business existed. They did not tell me how much debt the company could support, how much cash I should put at risk, or what the business would be worth after he walked out the door.

That is one of the strange things about buying a private business. The seller is naturally thinking backward.

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How to Read Financial Statements When Buying a Business: What the Numbers Are Actually Telling You

I have spent most of my career around businesses without being an accountant.

That is probably a useful place to start this article.

If I am looking at buying a $2 million or $3 million private company, I am absolutely going to have an accountant involved. I want proper financial due diligence. I want tax returns reconciled. I want someone who understands transaction accounting looking at the details I do not know enough to challenge.

But I do not want my accountant to be the first person who understands the business.

If I am going to own the company, borrow against it, guarantee some of the debt and possibly spend the next decade running it, I need to be able to open the financial statements myself and understand what they are trying to tell me.

Not every accounting rule.

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Living in Malta as a Canadian with Valletta harbour, traditional Maltese boats, Malta flag and Canadian passport

Living in Malta as a Canadian: Families, Retirement, Sabbaticals and the Reality of Maltese Expat Life

I went into Malta expecting to write that it is Cyprus with the volume turned up. Denser, hotter, more crowded, same idea. That is not what the evidence says.

Malta is the easiest Mediterranean country for a Canadian to actually function in. English is not merely widely spoken, it is an official language. The schools teach in it, the hospital keeps its records in it, the government answers in it. You can land on a Tuesday and be operating a life by Friday in a way that Italy, Greece, Spain and even Portugal do not allow. That functional ease is real, and it is the single best thing Malta offers.

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Living in Cyprus as a Canadian with a Mediterranean harbour, Cyprus flag, coastal mountains and Canadian passport

Living in Cyprus as a Canadian: Families, Retirement, Sabbaticals and the Reality of Cypriot Expat Life

I went into Cyprus expecting to write “Greece with lower taxes.” That framing is wrong, and the way it’s wrong turned out to be the most interesting thing about the island.

Cyprus is the rare Mediterranean country where the tax system and the lifestyle finally point the same direction. In Italy the incentive and the geography fight each other. In Spain the life is easy to love and hard to structure. In Croatia you get a superb chapter country wrapped around a weak permanent home. Cyprus does something none of those do: it hands an English-speaking Canadian a warm winter, a euro economy, an English-influenced common-law legal tradition, and a genuinely favourable tax regime, all in the same place, without asking you to move to a microstate.

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